I'm an incorrigibly geeky transman with a love for neuropsychopharmacology, cacti (or plants and botany in general), weird music, spiders (and other cute animals), experimental film, might and magic, daggerfall, pokemon, and math (especially when symmetries are involved).
What is that even supposed to mean?
Run?
Strike a martial arts stance and then crane-kick them in the face with your heels? IDK.
Be prepared to act first in turn-based combat, but know that you have three other party members to direct and coordinate.
A mute kid collects a bunch of junk and weapons, and sometimes rides a horse, because a tweenage girl told him to.
alternatively, deadbeat father blacks out and loses his son.
Some nobody flees the destruction of their backwater village, then spends the better part of a decade running ridiculous errands for other people and watching helplessly as tragedy after tragedy unfolds, despite their best efforts.
An excitable teenage athlete travels forward in time 1000 years to kill a giant sea monster who is also his dad.
A murder happened in a small town you just moved into, and you transferred into a high school as a sophomore where your new found friends fall into a tv and summon monsters after beating up your asshole doppelganger.
They try to fight crime while watching tv.
It’s basically Star Wars, but in the desert. Also everyone is blonde, no one has any fashion sense, and Luke is not the main character.
Everyone’s family and friends are dead so they band together to fight a killer clown
from outer space.The theme song is “What is Love” by Haddaway.
a kid who can’t talk goes into the future with a robot, a talking frog, and a cave woman to defeat a vampire spiked shell that is eating the planet like edward cullen to the teenage population’s mean IQ
Hick moves to big city, befriends smelly, violent men, and spends the next ten years collecting every pair of ripped pants he/she can find.
Escaped prisoner constantly saves everyone’s shit, but no matter where they go, no one knows who the fuck they are.
Four smelly peasants win a castle in a scavenger hunt and constantly have to prove that no really, they’re actually nobility now. Also they end up fighting robots on a spaceship, despite the whole thing taking place in a high medieval fantasy setting.
(Source: mylittlefangirl)
immediate thought was ‘dipropyl deer’
make of that what you will
Only in America would an entire group of white, male, middle-class people with guns, the backing of not only an entire political party but also one of the country’s most powerful lobbying groups ever and who just won themselves a major political victory, consider themselves victims of unfair persecution.
A response to “Gun Protesters Plan March On Washington With Loaded Rifles To ‘Put The Government On Notice” (via abaldwin360)
Wha…seriously?!
(via ca-thar-si-s)
And only in America would they not be labeled terrorists.
(via amydentata)
Wait, with loaded rifles?
Anyone in the DC area around the 4th, please stay safe.
procrastination
(Source: anormaux)
