1. 11:24 26th Feb 2012

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    Reblogged from insane-in-the-meninges

    Calci-tums

    1. Me (to patient in hospital): Hey, I thought you were supposed to go home yesterday!
    2. Patient: (shoves a HANDFUL of Tums in his mouth) well my doctors said my calcium level was real high and they don't know why, so they're keeping me till they can figure it out
    3. Me: Hmmm.... I have a pretty good idea why.
     
    1. claireleannep said: Bahaha!
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    4. wordsthatididntsay said: Wow. Just wow.
    5. rinnyssance said: Tum. Tu-tum-tum. Tummmmmmmmmmms! Sorry. It popped in my head after reading the dialogue.
    6. blacknoise0410 said: I think a lot of people neglect the fact that OTC lozenges/chews like Halls or Halls Defense or Tums or whatnot have an indicated daily max dose on the package. Lots of folks these things that like candy.
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