Binding Affinity

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Transcript:

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“So I was reading through my comments the other day when I came across one that really disturbed me. 

“How the [bleep sound] does this stupid piece of [bleep sound] have seven million views.”

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“[Bleep sound] Go back to Africa!”

“I’d love to visit Africa some day. That would be awesome.”

“This girl is really pretty. No homo.” 

[Sound of record scratching to a sudden stop.]

Huh? I know what you’re thinking. It’s two thousand and twelve. Who still says that? I thought the same thing, too. But for those of you who don’t know, “no homo” is a qualifier that’s used to assure your present company that you are not, in fact, a homosexual. Because this phrase makes my skin crawl I decided to come up with a few qualifiers of my own and with your help, I hope that I can make these really popular in two thousand and twelve.

“Can I borrow this? Thanks. No klepto.”

“Thanks for letting me crash on your couch. No hobo.”

(assuming a baby talk voice) “Who’s the cutest puppy in the whole wide world? You’re the cutest puppy. No beasto! I mean, just ‘cause you’re cute doesn’t mean I wanna have sex with you, you crazy little dog.

(while sniffling and crying) “Oh, grandpa. I just miss you so much. No necro.”

“She’s beautiful.”

Character holding baby: “Oh, thank you.”

“Oh, no pedo.” 

Character holding baby: “What?”

Have any qualifiers of your own that you’d like to make up? Or maybe there’s a phrase that really just skeeves you out. Let me know in the comments below and I’ll talk to you guys later. Bye!

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In a classical philosophical opposition we are not dealing with the peaceful coexistence of a vis-à-vis, but rather with a violent hierarchy. One of the two terms governs the other (axiologically, logically, etc.), or has the upper hand.^[38] No pomo.